What the Titanic conversation would have looked like if it was done using instant messages.

Vinny won't be getting this message...

A guy gets a text message from a girl he's been seeing asking if he'd be her 'BF' and it's all confusion from there!

I wish I could really twitter my messages with this organ.

A computer programme which could help identify and even translate messages from aliens in outer space has been developed by a British scientist.

Millions of people use it every day to pass on harmless snippets of gossip to friends and family. But the message Emma Brady's husband posted on Facebook could not have been more devastating.

The second voice message from Britney Spears calling for help from her father.

The drop was so long he had time to text message his parents to tell them he loved them before he hit the water.

Gunter explains to everyone what text message abbreviations are good to use! LOL.

Remember all those iPhone parody ads? Here's one where the woman ignores multiple messages from her mother.

Bad water kills more children than war.

A message to all quitters.

A message from the global entertainment industry.

Boys... There was a cum in the plughole of the shower...

Boys... There was a cum in the plughole of the shower...

Hot soup with friendly message.