Apparently, some celebrities just don't get enough damn attention, so they name their kids something really dumb to stand out. Here are some of the weirdest.

Returned to womb after life-saving surgery, she arrived 10 weeks later

I hope that the baby girls don't grow up with weird feets!

Healthy teeth and beautiful smile.

Desperate for whiskey.

I like cake and look like the baby too.

People, please don't do that to your kid.

Separated at birth?

Why waste your energy when no one is around to see it?

Come on dear, closer, closer...

Activate your early-warning defence bases and destroy all incoming missiles!

How much would you pay for a baby panda of your very own?

This is just too disgusting...Noooo...To f***** disgusting!!!

No sleep, no free time, no fun. That's true.

Mom hides in the closet and waits for the perfect moment to pop out while her kid is singing to Britney Spears - Baby one more time.

She should cut back on the smokes.

When it comes to tired baby animals, the sloth is king.

Alright, now see if he likes the wasabi.

Let me be the first one to say: Awwwwwwww.

He’s going to go far in life with that kind of determination.