"...Also, that scene in Half Past Dead where I break the drug dealer's neck in 9 places is a thinly veiled Buddhist allegory."

Oh, Senator Trent, you've pissed off the wrong voter...

LOL, too busy laughing, can't write any description for this.

Stan recounts his story of how he set out on a quest to make Steve a man, which gets him prosecuted for slaughtering contaminated cattle. Meanwhile, Roger starts a cat fight between Francine and Hayley after he unintentionally gives one a little more attention.

Nathan D, Steven Seagal wannabe, auditions for what he finds out is a childrens show. More at www.theoddsquad.com

Nathan D, Steven Seagal wannabe, auditions for what he finds out is a childrens show. More at www.theoddsquad.com

The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more movies with digitally enhanced effects. In an effort to stop this injustice, they go off to find Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.

Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My LA Ex

Nerdy high school senior Danny (newcomer Steven Kaplan) has spent six hundred bucks on the hotel room, the limo and the tux for his prom. He’s only missing one thing—the girl. Hampered by well-intentioned but clueless advice from his newly-divorced parents (William H. Macy, Cheryl Hines) and...

In The Book of Eli, Denzel Washington stars as a lone warrior named Eli, who fights his way across the desolate wasteland of near-future America to realize his destiny and deliver the knowledge that can bring civilization back from the brink of destruction and save the future of humanity.

The tires of a baby-blue '53 Cadillac Coupe de Ville convertible squeal down the New York street, and none of its occupants looks back. The beautiful but mercurial Ann Devereaux (Renée Zellweger) has just left her philandering husband Dan Devereaux (Kevin Bacon), a society bandleader, and taken...

Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant, based on the popular series of books by Darren Shan, is a fantasy-adventure about a teenager who unknowingly breaks a 200-year-old truce between two warring factions of vampires. Pulled into a fantastic life of misunderstood sideshow freaks and grotesque...

An epic music-driven comedy about an outcast named Power whose love of the beat sends him on a quest across America to compete in the first-ever Air Drum Battle. On his journey, he gathers an assortment of outcasts who believe that their strange skill could change the world.

Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant, based on the popular series of books by Darren Shan, is a fantasy-adventure about a teenager who unknowingly breaks a 200-year-old truce between two warring factions of vampires. Pulled into a fantastic life of misunderstood sideshow freaks and grotesque...

An epic music-driven comedy about an outcast named Power whose love of the beat sends him on a quest across America to compete in the first-ever Air Drum Battle. On his journey, he gathers an assortment of outcasts who believe that their strange skill could change the world.