"...Also, that scene in Half Past Dead where I break the drug dealer's neck in 9 places is a thinly veiled Buddhist allegory."

The best part of any marriage is consummating it. However after 3 months of a sexless marriage Dan, in a moment of weakness, finds himself in the throws of casual sex with another woman. Dan decides the only way to morally rectify this is, of course, to get his wife to cheat on him and thus he...