Avoid eating out on holidays and Saturday nights. The sheer volume of customers guarantees that most kitchens will be pushed beyond their ability to produce a high-quality dish.

Cooking beats sure beats cooking.

It may look like an iPhone, but it's actually a home phone/information center that's meant to sit on your coffee table, phone table or kitchen counter.

Don't feed it. He can bite off your fingers.

Use kitchen gun to deal with the tough and hard to reach places.

Women don't belong on the internet.

Next time you want some bacon, pull this picture out. Better yet, print it out and hang it in the kitchen wall.

"Oh god, I forgot the waffles!"

It looks sad

What goes on in your kitchen when nobody else is home?

What goes on in your kitchen when nobody else is home?

You are locked in the kitchen. Search around for items that can help you escape.

Your wife comes home to find you in the kitchen doing .......

This guy has developed a disgustingly large blister on his knuckle, and it has come time to pop it.... in their filthy kitchen.

Pop gives Cub a bath.

Collect all of the food to complete each level. Use the left/right arrow keys to move. To jump, press the 'A' key. To use your freeze gun, press the 'Z' key.