Apparently, some celebrities just don't get enough damn attention, so they name their kids something really dumb to stand out. Here are some of the weirdest.

As a statue in a city park, your sick and tired of getting pooped on by all of the birds. So, you've decided to get revenge and shoot at all of the menacing birds.

Damn Cuter Puppy Fall Sleep.

When Jack Bauer damns something, you better believe he means business.

Don't bother she's not drunk yet.

I am damn near speechless.

Damn I feel jealous now!

Damn, this song has some deep lyrics.

Damn kids

Damn, this sucks. One second your cruising along, wind blowing through your.. uhm hair. The next, you get thrown 20 feet off your bike and onto the cold hard concrete highway. Ouch!

Damn this made me laugh. Check out the facial expression at the end.

Everything was going great until Shaun Livingston landed awkwardly and disclocated his knee. Damn this has gotta hurt.

Is your own damn fault

"Bahhh damnit!"

"It's still real to me, damnit!" - a grown man crying about pro wrestling.

When you make a face like this guy's, you better make damn sure you've got the guitar necks to back it up.