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The 20 Most Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names
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Apparently, some celebrities just don't get enough attention, so they name their kids something really dumb to stand out. Here are some of the weirdest. #20.
Kal-El
Child Of: Nicolas Cage Fun Fact No. 1: Nic Cage likes comics. #19.
Pilot Inspektor
Child Of: Jason Lee Jason Lee is a pretty funny dude. Maybe, you've seen a Kevin Smith movie or the first season of My Name Is Earl. Maybe, sometimes he should stop trying to be so funny, like when he named his kid "Pilot." Why "Pilot?" Because he heard a song by the band Grandaddy (called "He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot"). If the man had just waited for eight more tracks on the same album he could have named him E. Knievel Interlude which is equally ridiculous, but in a far more awesome way. #18.
Fifi Trixibelle
Child Of: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates The Irish singer and songwriter Geldof named his daughter Fifi after his aunt, and his wife was fascinated with the lifestyles of southern belles, hence the last part. But Trixi? God knows where that came from. Maybe, they just decided to throw in as many dog names as they could. #17.
Apple
Child Of: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris "You Know How I Know You're Gay? You Like Coldplay" Martin At first, we assumed the naming process went a little bit like that time Newton invented gravity. You know, he was eating an apple or something. We never paid attention in History. Anyway, Gwyneth explained the name on an episode of Oprah back in August of 2004. Her exact words were: "Right, well, um, basically it was because when we were first pregnant, her daddy said, if it's, basically one day he just said if it's a girl I think her name should be Apple. And I just, it sounded so sweet, and it conjures such a lovely picture for me, you know apples are so sweet and they're wholesome, and it's biblical and it's just, they're so, and I just thought it sounded so lovely and ..." Obviously, Gwyneth has no clue why she named her kid Apple, either. #16.
Coco
Child Of: Courteney Cox and David Arquette According to Wikipedia, the most trusted source on the Internet, they were originally going to name the baby Courteney Cox Arquette, but this went against David's Jewish traditions, so they named it Coco after a nickname Courteney used to have. Courteney decided this was a good name after she decided she didn't want her daughter to ever get a spot on the Supreme Court. #15.
Kyd
Child Of: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni We enjoy a whimsical play on words as much as the next website, and the Duchovnys apparently shared a hearty chuckle at the thought of being able to shout, "Hey, kid!" and secretly know it was spelled with a "Y." If you go that direction, why not take it all the way and go with "Phatboi" or "Rhettard?" Both will stay funnier a lot longer than "Kyd." #14.
Sage Moonblood
Son Of: Sylvester Stallone OK, we might let this one fly considering Moonblood is Sage's middle name. Plus, this is Sly Stallone, here. Let us take this opportunity to link to that John Rambo trailer yet again. What we're saying is the name probably had to have the word "blood" in it somewhere, and the kid's lucky he didn't wind up with Scream Stabblood. #13.
Destry
Child Of: Steven Spielberg Whenever we put this name into Google to find out why anyone would name their baby this, it just brought up the word "Destroy," which actually makes us feel a bit better about it. Some old-school GI Joe fans have implied that Destry is merely the feminine version of Destro. We'll have to research that, but if true, it comes off here and goes right on the Most Awesome Baby Names list. #12.
Maddox
Adopted child Of: Angelina Jolie (and Brad Pitt) Without any research, it's fairly obvious that Jolie named their adopted son after the Internet celebrity Maddox, probably after dismissing Gabe, Tycho and Lowtax. #11.
Memphis Eve
Child Of: Bono A pretentious baby name coming from a smug, pretentious man like Bono shouldn't be much of a surprise. The man does call himself Bono, after all. This is also the same person that bought a first-class plane ticket to transport his favorite hat to a concert location. But really, "Memphis Eve?" Does that even make sense? "One more day until Memphis, kids!" |
My Celebrity Dad gave Me and my lil bro great names, I love it, but always end up explaining it or spelling it out loud, but Im just used to it.
i'm too lazy to read all the comments so someone may have said this, but how could you forget bruce willis and demi moore's kids?!
also, my friends andy and his brother patrick have the last name nissley but everyone used to call them "niss" for short. well, if you abbreviate their first names too you get p.niss and a.niss i still laugh to this day about that.
My grandma went to school with twins named Ima and Ura but the last name was Pigh(pronounced pig) So Ima always got called a pig! lmao
Robert Rodriguez giving his children all R names is strange enough. But look at the only person who didn't have an R name: his wife, Elizabeth.
I would like to point out that she is no longer his wife, having been replaced with Rose McGowan.
I work at a summer camp as a counselor, and we get all kind of weird names. My favorite is "Seven Skaggs". Yes, the kid's first name was "Seven".
Also, my dad works in a hospital and said there was a child named "Shi'thead" Pronounced [Shu-theed]. Still pretty shocking to see on a surgery report, though.
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theres a radio host here in scotland that called his daughter ketchup...what are these parents thinking? i had a normal name and kids still made fun of it, well they could only really make fun of my second name which is connelly (they took no notice of the diferent spelling), i got called billy alot and the identity of my father questioned by children.
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Lol. I grew up in a neighborhood where girls were named after almost every month of the year and season. My step daughter's girl is named Trinity. I know another woman named Rain. Traveling across the country I've come across such strange names as Castle, Tuesday, and Wednesday...Go figure...
I remember watching Letterman years ago and he showed an add for a realtor named Dick Assman. My mom worked for a urologist named Dr. Stream.
my parents moved me to a very small redneck town...where I went to school with several girls named Harley and a million guys named Chevy....not to mention my favorite my sisters boyfriend...Dusty Bleu Couch...I mean seriously!!
I work in a store and look for funny names on the credit card slips...Phat Dong was pretty good...Bo Xing was even better! My maiden name is Telling...I was called "no" by my 8th grade social studies teacher the whole year.
I worked in Medical records, and my most memorable was LOTTA BUSH! She was really old though.
I Know many Wierd Names My Dad went to School with a guy named Oscar Howy Fartz and he signed all his work O.Howy Fartz,I went to School with a girl named Sunday Cofee And that was her name and I know a girl named Crystal Ball and in Fact My Sister in Law is Crystal Lowe-Price How So many People can make their kids go through that but I thinks Its Comical when I hear a funny name Like Talulla Belle or Moring Glory, Hell why not make a record of all the Funny names we here LOL
I know a gal whose maiden name is Fornie, and her parents named her kala. Kala Fornie.
I worked at a university and saw the name "s******d" come across my desk. The student pronounced her name as Sha-they-ed. Also a set of twins named "Lemonjello and Orangejello.
The girl from my hometown in Wisconsin... Marijuana Pepsi Jackson. Or my alltime favorite, the New Jersey kid named ABCDE (pronounced Absuduh). I guess cuz its easy to spell.
Grace Slick of Jefferson Airplane named her kid "god". How does that not make the list?
I went to school with Don Duck. Working in law enforcement came across Christmas Rush, Nicholas Saint and Honey Champagne. But my favorite was Okelajuan (the OKE is silent) yeah, just throw in some extra letters for no reason
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Am I the only person who thinks that Robert Rodriguez should force his children into a life of underground, costumed crimefighting? Because I certainly hope not.