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Turns out Cracked writers don't spend all of their time huddled in a dungeon Googling dick joke fodder. In fact, some of them have secondary talents, far less important to the world than their contributions to our humble Dick-joke-pedia, but worthy of recognition nonetheless. When Dustin Glick isn't bringing you the The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time he's self-publishing comics over at Dustinland.com. One of those comics caught our eye, and captured our hearts, mostly because we're perverts.
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http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=4eedf9a0d5e2034a6d5ae5d6290a7a1e
there's also a inflation fetish!
(attraction to people inflating themeselves)
COMMENTIPHILIA: Arousal from reading mildly retarded comments.
is it true that dendriphilia is the sexual attraction to trees?
...and I got post #69...
OK, Icalasari - converting from the original Rubaiyat-like rhyming into pseudo-haiku:
Came over today
Necropaedozoophile
Brought dead baby dogs
magusdee, you have no appreciation for this because you've most likely never read this strip, don't judge the artist by one piece, people like you should take the bus, you buser
No problem, M-tel!
:D *gnaws on peoples arms* :3
Trichophilia, frotteurism, and somnophilia seem quite normal compared to the rest, actually. Pretty interesting illustration, though!
Gosh, what an incredibly lame, badly drawn thing--Cracked begins to look like every amateur site on the 'Net with this sort of online publishing.
I need to find me an acrotomophiliac. Not a whole lotta chickies wanna date a man with a missing foot.
Thank you, Icalasari, I forgot about "hard" vore.
This is not like my article in the least
I'm attracted to guys who hate me so i dont have to be nice. wham, bam, thank you...sir? is there a name for that or is it just a*****e? also, i have a thing for pregnant chicks. i think they're super f*****g cute. it's weird because i dont like chicks. I don't want to f**k them, i just think theyre hot. i like penis.
remember that part in Hostel II where the lady bathed in the other girls blood?
i love that bit too *wets*
ahh frotteurism...me and my friends used to call dry sex "frottaging".
LOL. these are awesome...
Well gee golly, hark at the criticism by Johnny Can't-Spell-Freudian.
Slightly_sane wrote "i think i have the attraction to asian women fetish."
wow, that is a very bizarre fetish. i've never heard of non-asian men being attracted to hot japanese babes. i think you are the only one.
No, not the ones that make silly gag gifts. The ones that look like torture devices from a post-Apocalyptic future.
1970s broads versus the broads of today! Fight!
Apparently, science likes sex as much as Cracked.
Let's ruin Disney again!
They really are all out to get you.
"Corey Feldman (actor), is also the best at sex."
Also, it doesn't make you smarter.
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